no. 93 - Broad Daylight

Nothing good ever happens in Broad Daylight. No one every tells you about the lovely picnic they had in Broad Daylight. (Unless brazen youths stole the food). There are no tales of parades in broad daylight, unless they are full of Nazis. (Nazis, marching down our little street, in Broad Daylight!)

The things that happen in broad daylight are street attacks, rapes, abductions and murders.

Look at this list of 10 things that happened recently in Broad Daylight:

• Shooting near a kids' dance studio in Vancouver
• Brazen sex trade in Detroit
  
• Jogger attacked in Scotland
  
• Police shootout in the Philippines
  
• Magritte painting stolen in Brussels
• Woman mugged in Duluth
• Armed robbery and shootout in Manila
• Men in Mexico kidnapped from their homes
• Two police officers shot down in Rio de Janeiro
  
• Attempted robbery just outside Boston
  

ALL in Broad Daylight!!

Obviously the problem is international. Broad Daylight emboldens criminals. There is something dangerous about this peculiar kind of sunny. The weather service really needs to get on this. If there is even a 10% chance of Broad Daylight in my area, I would like to be warned.