no. 89 - Swine flu

Thanks swine flu. Swell of you to stop by the states. So glad to have you.

Thanks for teaching me to wash my hands like I'm scrubbing in for surgery.

Also nice of you to correct the image of pigs as filthy, disease festering animals who wallow in their own filth.

And let me congratulate you on requiring a double vaccination! Outstanding! Measles, mumps and rubella have nothing on you.