no.17 - The Three Tined Fork

But three prongs no longer have any place at the dinner table.
What skimpy silverware manufacturer has felt this was the way to save money? Does that single tine of silver cost so much?
But according to Henry Petroski's The Evolution Of Useful Things, the three tined fork is nothing more than a throwback on the evolutionary chain that started with the knife, gave rise to a dual pronged fork and which will no doubt, at some extravagant time in the future, lead to a fork with five tines.
Being rooted firmly in the present, I would prefer elegance of my four prongs, but I am ready for the future if this is how it comes. I will not, however, accept this Neanderthal fork near my plate, unless it is the giant one my mother uses to serve turkey on thanksgiving.
-as suggested by Moira from Dreamdogsart
Labels: forks, Henry Petroski, Humor, silverware, the evolution of useful things
2 Comments:
I've been thinking about why these demons bother me so. I think it's because they look like amputees to me, or rejects off the assembly line, that we are to pretend are the same as the 4 prongs. I'm all for equal opportunity and the ADA act, but these demons make me feel anxious and depressed. And when I use them to eat, I feel the difference. Like a tooth that's missing, that empty space is upsetting. Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone.
Agreed! But if the three-pronged fork is a demon, then the Spork is an angel.
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