no.15 - Mr. Two Belts

As if to signal my spiral into dementia, I noticed at the end of the day yesterday that I was wearing two belts.

This is not normal.

I clearly remember late in the afternoon feeling a loop on my jeans and vaguely admonishing myself for forgetting to put on a belt that morning. It was at this point that I must have put another belt on, failing to notice the one I already had on.

And yet... I was sober the whole day.